NTDL #11: Ask a woman if she is pregnant

This is mostly for my male friends, but a warning to people in general.

Women are known to be touchy about their appearance (ex.weight) THEREFORE if you have a suspicion that someone might be pregnant you are ordered by ME to NOT ask them “when are you due?” or “how far along are you?”

I’m doing you a favor I think…because if by any chance you are incorrect in your assumption you could send this woman to…

a) smile politely, change the topic, walk away and then go cry alone in a corner for hours

b) smile, politely, change the topic, walk away, proceed to try and starve herself

c) smile politely, change the topic, walk away, and then binge out of self loathing

OR

d) five-star you across the face ( that would be me…then I would follow it up with c)…and then a)…)

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Until someone tells you they are pregnant, don’t ask.

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